Fright Night parody - Dread Shed (Vampired) part 1 and Part 2

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Dread Shed Part 1

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

Soft rain taps against the windowpane. The room is dimly lit, shadows stretching across sparse furniture.

The flickering glow of the TV bathes the room in eerie light.


MIA sits curled on her couch, eyes fixed on the screen.


The show’s title blazes:


“DREAD SHED”


Onscreen, a tough, fierce female vampire hunter steps cautiously into an old, creaking shed bathed in moonlight.


VAMPIRE HUNTER (ONSCREEN)
(voice steady, defiant)
“This is where the nightmare grows... and I’m here to end it.”


Mia smirks, clutching her tea, entertained but tense.


Her eyes drift toward the neighbor’s window across the courtyard, glowing warm.


Mia stumbles back, breath catching.

Inside the neighbor’s living room, two women—ELISE and NINA—are locked in a slow, sensual embrace. Elise’s fingers trail along Nina’s neck; Nina tilts her head back, eyes closed, lips parted in soft surrender.

Mia’s pupils dilate. The room feels suddenly colder.

Elise then undresses Nina and suckles on her neck.

Mia also moves her hand into her shorts.

Elise opens up Nina's top and caresses Nina's breasts and sucks on Nina's nipples.

Mia pushes her pajamas down and plays with her pussy.

The camera lingers on Nina’s neck—a perfect curve of pale skin.

Elise leans in, lips brushing the tender flesh. But instead of a gentle kiss, her mouth parts wide, revealing sharp, glinting fangs.

In one swift movement, Elise’s teeth sink into Nina’s neck.

Nina gasps, her body tensing, but her eyes flutter open—half in pain, half in rapture.

Mia recoils, hand flying to her mouth, shock mixing with fascination.

Outside, the rain intensifies, muffling the sounds.

Elise pulls back, crimson glistening at the bite mark. Her eyes meet Mia’s for a heartbeat across the courtyard—an unspoken warning.

Panic floods Mia’s veins. She stumbles backward and drops below the window sill, heart pounding in the sudden silence.

INT. MIA’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

Mia recoils from the window, heart pounding, after seeing Elise bite Nina’s neck.

Suddenly, a soft but urgent KNOCK at the door.

Mia freezes, dread tightening in her chest.

She cautiously approaches and peers through the peephole.

Outside stands NINA, pale and trembling, a dark crimson stain spreading on her neck.

Her eyes are wide with fear and desperation.

NINA
(whispering urgently)
“Please… you have to let me in. There’s a vampire… she’s out there… she’s coming for me.”

Mia’s fingers fumble with the lock, heart racing.

She opens the door a crack.

NINA
(voice trembling)
“Please… she’ll kill me if I’m left outside.”

Rain drips from Nina’s soaked hair as she tries to step inside.

Mia hesitates—fear, disbelief, and a sudden surge of protectiveness battling inside her.

MIA
(whispering)
“Who? What happened to you?”

NINA
(looking over her shoulder, voice cracking)
“Elise… she’s a vampire… and she’s not done with me.”

Outside, shadows shift just beyond the porch light.

The threat is real, and closing in fast.
INT. MIA’S APARTMENT — NIGHT

Mia’s hand trembles on the doorknob.

MIA
(urgent)
“Quick — come in!”

The door swings open just wide enough.

In a flash, Nina lunges inside, grabbing Mia with surprising strength.

Mia gasps, pressed hard against the wall, breath stolen.

Nina’s face twists with desperation and hunger, eyes wild.

Suddenly, a cold shadow falls over the doorway.

ELISE appears, calm and poised, stepping casually inside as if invited.

NINA
(low, threatening)
“Invite her in... or I snap your neck right here.”

Mia’s eyes widen with terror.

Torn between pain and fear, she nods shakily.

MIA
(voice shaking)
“Come in.”

Elise glides further into the apartment, eyes gleaming.

She smiles—an elegant predator in her domain.

ELISE
(smooth, amused)
“Thank you, Mia. You’re much more cooperative than I expected.”

Mia struggles to catch her breath, caught in a deadly game she never wanted to play.

INT. MIA’S APARTMENT — NIGHT


Mia, still pressed against the wall, swallows hard, trying to steady her voice.


MIA
“What do you want?”


Elise and Nina exchange a knowing glance, their laughter low and almost musical.


They both lean in, noses twitching as if savoring a delicious scent.


NINA
(sly, whispering)
“Your *****…”


ELISE
(smooth, eyes locking onto Mia’s)
“But first…”


Elise raises a delicate finger and slowly traces a circle in the air.


Her voice drops to a hypnotic murmur, weaving through the room.


ELISE
“Relax... breathe... let go... listen only to me…”


Mia’s eyes flutter, lids growing heavy.


Her body slackens, trance pulling her under.


Nina’s hands move, gentle but certain, starting to slide along Mia’s shoulders.


Slowly, Nina begins to unbutton Mia’s shirt, their breath warm against her skin.

Mia stands frozen, caught between fear and a strange, intoxicating surrender.

CUE SEX SCENE

Dread Shed part 2

INT. MIA’S APARTMENT — NIGHT

Mia bursts through her front door, breath ragged, eyes wide with terror.

MIA
(panicked)
“I need help. There’s a vampire—Elise. She’s real!”

INT. VAMPIRE HUNTER PETRA’S APARTMENT — NIGHT

Petra, an imposing woman with sharp eyes and an Eastern European accent, watches Mia carefully.

PETRA
(calm, skeptical)
“Vampires? *****, that’s just fiction. You’ve been watching too many shows.”

Mia shakes her head, desperate.

MIA
“No, it’s real. Please, come with me. I’ll show you.”

Petra sighs but grabs her coat, intrigued despite herself.

EXT. ELISE’S HOUSE — NIGHT

Mia and Petra approach the imposing house across the street.

Elise opens the door before they knock, a sly smile curving her lips.

ELISE
(amused)
“Well, this is a surprise. Petra, isn’t it? You look familiar.”

Petra’s eyes narrow.

PETRA
(flat)
“I’m the star of Dread Shed. You know, the vampire hunter?”

Elise’s fascination flickers into a warm smile.

ELISE
“Meeting a celebrity. How charming.”

They step inside.

INT. ELISE’S LIVING ROOM — NIGHT

Petra turns to Mia.

PETRA
“I’m here to prove vampires don’t exist. It’s all in your head, Mia.”

Mia meets Elise’s gaze.

MIA
(firm)
“It’s real. I’m not accusing — I’m warning.”

Petra narrows her eyes but nods.

PETRA
“Fine. Three tests.”

She pulls out a holy cross.

Elise holds it casually. No reaction.

Next, Petra produces a clove of garlic.

Elise pops it into her mouth, chewing slowly, unfazed.

Finally, Petra pours holy water into a glass.

Elise drinks it smoothly, smirking.

Petra looks unsettled.

Her gaze drifts to a nearby mirror.

She glances inside.

Her eyes widen — Elise has no reflection.

Suddenly, Elise’s eyes flash red.

A low, hypnotic voice fills the room.

ELISE
(soft, commanding)
“Relax. Let go... listen only to me…”

Mia and Petra’s eyes glaze over as they slip into a trance.

CUE SEX SCENE
 
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